Yeah, I Never Would Have Won That Fight. Tuesday, May 10, 2016 Little Baby Don't Say a Word Edit Whenever the (stupid) question would come up, I'd always be quick to say, without a doubt, deaf. I need to be able to see, so if I had ... Read More
Because It's My Birthday, And I Wants It. Five Year Engagement Edit Welp, it's that time again. Might as well start defrosting Fudgie the Whale. Five years ago this evening, I pressed 'post', o... Read More
On Your Bike, Bitch. Monday, May 9, 2016 Clowns to the left of me...Jokers to the right Edit 1971 and 1973. Two years apart. My older brothers grew up with each other. Had bunk beds, shared clothes, almost burnt down the house and... Read More
Turns Out You Were Right. I Should Dream Smaller. The Games People Play Edit It's readily apparent that, almost seven years ago, everything went smoothly at the hospital. The safeguards put in place to make sure ... Read More
To The Last Breath. Tuesday, May 3, 2016 Hail Lefler! Edit The obvious choice is Gladiator . Always has been, likely always will be. And before that, at least chronologically anyway, Zack Snyder... Read More
If I Want Your Opinion, I'll Beat It Out Of You. Stalker Sexist Danger Edit Who threw that? Who broke it? Well, who gave you his homework? Sometimes the only way to actually get my students to stop talking, ... Read More